Saturday, December 26, 2009

I Was Duped

A guy claiming to be Michael Jackson told me that he faked his death on June 25, and that he was going to reveal it was fake 6 months later on December 25th. I kept on checking TMZ.com all day yesterday and no news of Michael Jackson revealing he faked his death.

I guess I was duped.
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Friday, December 25, 2009

Michael Jackson Coming Back Today?

Is Michael Jackson going to reveal that he faked his death 6 months ago today?

I sure hope so, if anyone could pull it off it's him.

Please Michael make Christmas the day Michael Jackson came back to life, enough of this Jesus's birthday crap.
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Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Actor Who Played Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees let's you know what's up.

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Friday, December 11, 2009

Update On Brad



If I punched a girl in the face I'd deny it to. Do you believe this guy? I'm skeptical.
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Thursday, December 10, 2009

Forgot What I Was Going To Write

I tried loading this page up a few hours ago and it wasn't loading. I started to watch Jersey Shore on MTV and complety forgot I was going to write something here. I mean I loaded up the page to write something cause I had a thought in my head but now that I am down watching Jersey Shore and this page is finally loaded I forgot what I was going to write all I can think of is the preview for next weeks episode.

Some guy(Brad Ferro) sucker punches a girl at some bar.



I searched on Facebook and there's a guy named Brad Ferro from NY. I sent him a message, I was like "Are you the guy that punched that girl on MTV?"

I'll let you know if he says yes or no.
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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Watching TV One Morning

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Those Little Hamsters

Man I saw those hamsters at the hobby shop like 6 months ago, I should have picked them up they're all sold out now. I could have been the best Christmas gift giver this year if I just would have bought those things when I saw them but I thought little kids would think it's stupid and would just rather have a real hamster.

If anyone has any I'll pay up to $12 a piece for them and I'll buy as many as 4.

That's like a $12 profit for you if you paid retail.
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Friday, November 27, 2009

Wal-Mart Just Got Back From

Just got back from Wal-mart, didn't buy anything or plan on it, just wanted to watch all the crazy people and blend in with them by acting regular, I always shop like it's black Friday, always afraid they're gonna run out of what I want.
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Thursday, August 27, 2009

South Milwaukee Police Officer Threatens Me

I got some video of a South Milwaukee Police Officer threatening to write me tickets for my legal motor bicycle. I don't know if this cop actually knows the law and was just bullshitting me as a way to abuse his power or if he's just clueless about the law.

Either way I think we need to get this guy off the job until he gets a refresher course on the laws. Also I don't think it's right that he tries to control the situation by making threats of writing tickets. It's a glorified meter maid at it's finest. This "cop" doesn't solve murders for a living, he writes tickets for a living.

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

(310) 909-PERK

Leave me a message after the beep.

You can swear and everything, (310) 909-7375
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Thursday, June 25, 2009

Me And Michael Jackson

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Reminding Myself Of Michael Jackson

I used to idolize Michael Jackson for his dance moves, then everyone started saying Michael Jackson isn't cool so I had to pretend to not like him even though I loved him. Michael Jackson is the greatest of all time and I don't believe he molested those kids, he just is a kid at heart and relates more to kids. R.I.P. My idol Michael Jackson.

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Penn & Perkoff & The Pittstain

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Guy Getting Arrested On The Las Vegas Strip

Oh man I feel really bad for this guy, he gets arrested and some guy with a camera took a video of it and uploaded it to youtube.


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Sunday, May 17, 2009

How To Trick Fish

Oh my god these fish just don't get it. I totally tricked them. I guess this just answers the age old question who is smarter man or fish.

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

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Friday, March 27, 2009

New Age Outlaws VS Outsiders



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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Deadly Car Accident While Listenting To The Radio

Be careful when you drive on invisible ice, you don't want to get in an accident like me.


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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes




A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding killed him.





The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down.
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