Friday, November 25, 2005

Black Friday

It's black Friday, I usually could give a fuck about black Friday, but
the Best Buy ad had a computer for $150, and a harddrive for $30.

I went to bed around 1:00 A.M. and woke up at 4:45 A.M. I got to the
exit for Best Buy around 4:55 A.M. I was at the exit for about 20
minutes, finally I got onto the street in front of best buy and there
was a line to get into the parking lot. So I went across the street
and drove around a parking lot for about 20 minutes looking for a spot,
couldn't find one so I went to the bank that was right next door, I
parked between two cars that were both parked in handi capped spots.



It was probably around 5:30 A.M. at the time and I ran across to Best
Buy. Of course the $150 computer was sold out, but they had plenty of
hard drives, I stood in line from about 5:35 til 6:10, I was holding in
a big shit I had to take this whole time, I was so close to the front,
but I just couldn't take it anymore.

I got out of line and ran to the bathroom, I went into the mens
bathroom and it only had two stalls and they were both occupied. I had
to go really bad, so I checked out the girls bathroom, I took a giant
shit in there and ran out past this old lady washing her hands.

I didn't even go back to get the hard drive. I just feel so relieved
to have all that nasty shit out of me.
posted by Perkoff at 8:40 AM

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