Tuesday, December 06, 2005

One Reason Why John Cena Sucks

He's from Boston, do you know anyone from Boston who isn't a fucking
piece of shit? Those guys that were on the Real World that were from
Boston are perfect examples, another good example is Marky Mark, the
whole New Kids on the Block group is from Boston, it's a town frull of
wiggers, Cena ain't no gimmick, he grew up in Wiggersville USA aka
Boston.
posted by Perkoff at 3:42 PM

38 Comments:

Finally someone who understands. I thought I was the only one in America who absolutly despises John Cena. First of all he isn't even a real rapper, he's a Fucking poser. Now let's talk about those irratating catch phrases he uses like "you can't see me" Yes I can see you John, and what about "Word life" What the hell does word life mean. Don't even get me started on those rediculous wrestling moves he does. The Five knuckle shuffle and the FU? Can't anyone popular actually wrestle anymore. Let's get some body real in there.
Anonymous jason pumphrey, at 5:32 PM, January 25, 2006  
CENA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:00 AM, February 09, 2006  
John Cena is alsome u a#$. And u r a need and a b#$%^&*!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:52 AM, March 08, 2006  
john cena is so so cooler than u will ever be so back off b^&%*
Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:54 AM, March 08, 2006  
John Cena sucks,.
He has a body, but no power, the F.U. is a perfect example of his lack of imagination in the ring,he is an avarage wrestler, I think he is sucking very well Mr. Vince M.'s dick, because I don't see any other reason why is he a champ!! another thing, when is he going to wrestle real wrestlers, I dont think he can beat guys like Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, The Undertaker, or Golberg
Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:10 PM, March 13, 2006  
I don't hate Cena the person but i think his gimmick is stupid, and he got the title for too long
Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:59 PM, March 31, 2006  
"when is he going to wrestle real wrestlers, I dont think he can beat guys like Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, The Undertaker, or Golberg"

Ha! Goldberg a real wrestler? Both he and Cena can die!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:33 PM, April 02, 2006  
john cena is an incredibly talented young man. it's not widely known, but Cena has a PhD. in Scientific Dynamics/w/English Literature minor....thus explaining his unique flow on the microphone...Stop wrestling john, the world is waiting anxiously for your first book of poems
Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:30 AM, April 04, 2006  
Cena is bad for one reson. Hes boring, end of story
Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:34 PM, April 05, 2006  
people are starting to hate cena because they action and excitement and thats everything cena is not cena will fall to the game

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME
Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:25 PM, April 06, 2006  
cena is just little monkey on stariods fuck he is just a wigger O YA EVERYOENE USA SUCKS
Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:58 PM, April 10, 2006  
cena sucks cena is a fucking prick. he need to get a life. he sucks at rapping his raps dont make sense. and i hate his fucking frases omg!!triple H is the best!! GO HHH!!!!!!!!!!! BOW DOWN TO EARTH!! BOW DOWN TO THE KING!!!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:00 PM, April 10, 2006  
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tell u losser y u are fuck heads




ps fuck u all u ass hols
Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:19 PM, November 11, 2006  
Obviously the people eho are backing this wigger Cena are preteen girls or idiotic preteen boys , the girls figure he is hot the boys figure he is cool he is not! He is like Vanilla Ice, no wait vanilla Ice is too good! Lets just say in the words of Napolean Dynamite He need to die and corrode into a piece of flaming crap
Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:24 AM, November 18, 2006  
Doctor of Thuganomics playing bad guy is one of best characters of wwe but John Cena as a marine playing good guy and champion is realy very bad.
Conclusion CENA SUCKS!!!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:32 AM, December 28, 2006  
On one hand, it's not really his fault. They gave him a bad moveset. What I'm mad about is that someone with such a shit moveset and such a shit gimmick gets pushed to the top because marks cheer for him. I'm sure he can wrestle if he was free to do what he wanted in the ring, but his matches are predictable and his fans are gullible. In person, though, he is an amazingly polite, sweet, and sensitive man. I think he should go to the mid-card and maybe go for the IC title, with a new gimmick. Maybe a heel gimmick. It's about time that some real talent dominated the main event scene. I'm tired of this Cena/Batista shit.
Anonymous Renae, at 12:41 PM, December 29, 2006  
WWE gets worse and worse ... RVD is Awsome Kurt angle is awsome chris benoit is awsome HHH is awsome yet Cena/Batista are on the top and they are boring and are about as interesting and exiting as a movie entitled "wall papering a DIY guide" seriously if i keep seeing main events that are 10 times craper then mid card action im gonna go watch TNA
they got kurt angle now anyways ... can't believe people cant you suck at him in WWE ffs
Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:14 AM, January 28, 2007  
No one has mentioned the fact that CENA IS NOT A MARINE!!! Cena makes a mockery of everything our military stands for. Like someone else said...he's all muscle and no power
Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:02 PM, February 12, 2007  
Hey Cena can you see this.
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..'\'...\............... @#$% you cena
Anonymous Emanuel Ulloa, at 11:20 PM, April 27, 2007  
John Cena =

Worst

Wrestler

Ever

He is pure shit. He can't even throw a realistic looking punch...or even better yet...do his own finisher correctly! He is a garbage wrestler who isn't really a wrestler at all. He's a marketing ploy to drain the suckers dry.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:09 AM, May 27, 2007  
cena is just a fuking wannabe he was so much better when he would just come out and wrestle and now he is only so popular because all the young girls say OMG HES SOOOO HOT and all the boys that cant get a g/f say omg hes soooooo cool i wanna be just like THE CHAMP YA IM COOL NOW and hes been in like every single wwe title match for the past two years its getting old fast... jesus i think the coach would make a better cham then him
Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:26 AM, June 29, 2007  
all of these fuckin people know shit!!! john cena is gorgeous and is an awesome wrestlerrr ! he fuckin rockss!! i love WWE and cena so all of you can go fall in a fuckin ditch and burn in hell1 john cena is a damn god!!! he has everythign money muscles and duhh hes gorgeous!! so everyone that hates cena you can suck it bitch!!!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:34 PM, July 09, 2007  
shut the fuck up you stupid mark we don't care if he is good looking or not we want him to do a good job in the ring he is boring and won't be missed...it sucks that benoit is dead wish it was cena and all of his fucking marks like you cunt
Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:44 AM, July 12, 2007  
CENA SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RANDY ORTON TO WIN AT SummerSlam!!!
Anonymous John Sutherland, at 10:41 PM, August 23, 2007  
to that asshole who says cena has a Ph.d u dont need a phd to fuckin rap. rap is not a job. ur saying it like a phd is a fuckin liscense to rap. cena sucks and his gimmick is a joke. the chain gang is a bunch of boston hicks playing along with his stupid mind game. he is not talented because he does the same 3 moves in the ring:
the FU
the STFU
and a shoulder block
i can see him very clearly even tho my tv is crap
so he needs to stfu and fuck u john cena
Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:23 PM, September 05, 2007  
Ok,
We have Cena haters, and Cena bumboys. Your all right!

Cena is a talented young man. His body is well built and he loves to wrestle.

Too bad he has horrible characters which revolve to him making out he is some black homie from the grove (San Andreas anyone!?). Anyway, Its not Cena, its his gimmicks.

IMO; CENA SUCKS! Y2J FOR CHAMP!!!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:38 PM, October 08, 2007  
CENA SUCKS A LOT.
i am a wwe fan and all i got from raw is the same old moves by cena over and over again. thank goodness he was injured because if he kept on holding that damn title for eternity, the people will leave raw. it will get a lot of boring. damn those scriptwriters from wwe didnt know any better before cena was injured
Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:05 AM, January 16, 2008  
When Cena first came out I really hated him because he had the school boy suck up prepie look going. Since he changed his character to this thug he has going he has become much more standable.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:14 AM, February 02, 2008  
Cena has to do one of two things

1.Find a character to match his nice guy personality.

2.Develop the thug personality to match the thug character, like he had when he first came out with the thug character.


I would suggest the latter. Either way I still say this thug character is not as boring as the school boy prepie character he had when he first came to the WWE. I really disliked that character.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:30 AM, February 02, 2008  
ok people,listen...cena doesnt suck it's just the editors for wwe they gave him shit for moves and a stupid gimmick.he's in great shape and if he had better moves and change the entrance theme maybe we would like him a little more.outside if wwe he is a very nice laid back guy.

BLAME WWE,NOT CENA!!!!
Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:53 PM, February 16, 2008  
ok people,listen...cena doesnt suck it's just the editors for wwe they gave him shit for moves and a stupid gimmick.he's in great shape and if he had better moves and change the entrance theme maybe we would like him a little more.outside if wwe he is a very nice laid back guy.

BLAME WWE,NOT CENA!!!!


MAN you are the only intelligent person who posted here. THANK YOU.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:56 AM, February 18, 2008  
cena should turn heel and return to his rapper persona. or, even better, leave the wwe and never come back! the sad truth is, though, wwe doesn't care at all about its fans, the real ones, it only cares about money and selling cena merchandise to little girls and boys, cena's fan base.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:04 PM, February 24, 2008  
Cena is pure trash. all he does is get his ass beat all fight and win with 5 moves.

Cena
Entertains
No
Audience
Blogger magician2wenty6, at 7:43 AM, June 02, 2008  
Isn't it a shame that the only defenders of Cena here, almost RELIGIOUSLY use phrases about his looks, his ""Godliness"" and ""Gorgeous""? (Double quotes are intentional) Doesn't that laughingly prove the bias and childish nature of 99%+ his fans? Wrestling is no longer what WCW gave us..WRESTLING! Now it's just basically a Chippendale's and Playboy show..Almost quite literally, but at LEAST metaphorically!
Anonymous Nathan Moyer, at 6:51 PM, August 14, 2008  
don't get upset at john for stuff he can't control.he's really not bad of a wrestler.pretty decent when he was in the ovw.oh and even though i'm not from boston i'm not with you on the comments about everybody from their being a piece of shit.let me take a wild guess and say you're a new yorker.i've read some of the other comments about cena being the worst wrestler ever.come on now at that point you're juss hatin on him.his gimmick, moveset, and title reings are not under his control so please stop acting like it when you know its not.instead of throwing your hatred towards cena you need to throw your hatred towards vince because its his fault.cena ain't goin nowhere anytime soon so just just sit back and get used to it.he may not be the most technical wrestler but he can put on entertaining matches. he works his ass off and he should get some respect for that.
Anonymous Danielle Garland, at 8:17 PM, August 25, 2008  
Wrestling fans that have only watched wrestling from I don't know 2002 on don't know good wrestling.

Wrestling used to be really cool, but now you got guys half the crowd boo in the main event.

The fans used to chant "Rocky Sucks" he changed his gimmick up and became The Rock. Half of the fans never boo'd The Rock, half of the fans never boo'd Stone Cold, half of the fans never boo'd Hulk Hogan.

John Cena isn't in those peoples league but he's like the main star of WWE now. And why? For being average on the mic, and average in the ring?
Anonymous Perkoff, at 2:41 AM, August 26, 2008  
Yet, ANOTHER bias female fan defending Cena with no real debate. Like a 15 year old defending her boyfriend against her mother's criticism. And Perkoff, I think you are absolutely correct on that since 2002, (I'd personally place the year at early 2001, say, march.) Wrestling fans haven't seen REAL wrestling. The reason there were more male fans than female fans back then is because wrestling has turned into, for lack of a better word, a Chippendale's show..Bring on the "Sexist" comments, I personally don't care. The way it is...Yes, some females are true, pure and honest WRESTLING fans,but the majority of them today, love Cena, and only for his looks do they watch..There is a reason that Raw's ratings are higher within the first quarter hour and the final 30 minutes, and Nitro's ratings were consistent mostly throughout the show. It's when Cena comes on camera most.
Anonymous Nathan Moyer, at 9:37 AM, September 09, 2008  
I also agree with wrestling changing
now a days (Changing for the worst)
1 reason is like this so called wrestler John Wana B a wrestler Cena.
I wish they would give the belt to someone else and stop running the show in the toilet.WWE sucks anymore
and I say maybe more than half there can't even wrestle that good to begin with. Not like the olden days when the wars were going on.
Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:31 PM, December 01, 2008  

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