Friday, November 25, 2005

Mr. Miyaga From The Karate Kid Has Died

Notes from The Perkinator "I loved him in Happy Days and The Karate Kid, I wish he was still around to make one last Karate Kid movie with Daniel-San"

Actor Pat Morita, whose portrayal of the wise and dry-witted Mr. Miyagi in "The Karate Kid" earned him an Oscar nomination, has died. He was 73.

Morita died Thursday at his home in Las Vegas of natural causes, said his wife of 12 years, Evelyn. She said in a statement that her husband, who first rose to fame with a role on "Happy Days," had "dedicated his entire life to acting and comedy."

In 1984, he appeared in the role that would define his career and spawn countless affectionate imitations. As Kesuke Miyagi, the mentor to Ralph Macchio's "Daniel-san," he taught karate while trying to catch flies with chopsticks and offering such advice as "wax on, wax off" to guide Daniel through chores to improve his skills.


Morita said in a 1986 interview with The Associated Press he was billed as Noriyuki "Pat" Morita in the film because producer Jerry Weintraub wanted him to sound more ethnic. He said he used the billing because it was "the only name my parents gave me."

Actor Pat Morita Dies at 73

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Black Friday

It's black Friday, I usually could give a fuck about black Friday, but
the Best Buy ad had a computer for $150, and a harddrive for $30.

I went to bed around 1:00 A.M. and woke up at 4:45 A.M. I got to the
exit for Best Buy around 4:55 A.M. I was at the exit for about 20
minutes, finally I got onto the street in front of best buy and there
was a line to get into the parking lot. So I went across the street
and drove around a parking lot for about 20 minutes looking for a spot,
couldn't find one so I went to the bank that was right next door, I
parked between two cars that were both parked in handi capped spots.



It was probably around 5:30 A.M. at the time and I ran across to Best
Buy. Of course the $150 computer was sold out, but they had plenty of
hard drives, I stood in line from about 5:35 til 6:10, I was holding in
a big shit I had to take this whole time, I was so close to the front,
but I just couldn't take it anymore.

I got out of line and ran to the bathroom, I went into the mens
bathroom and it only had two stalls and they were both occupied. I had
to go really bad, so I checked out the girls bathroom, I took a giant
shit in there and ran out past this old lady washing her hands.

I didn't even go back to get the hard drive. I just feel so relieved
to have all that nasty shit out of me.
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Sunday, November 20, 2005

Five Reasons Not To Be A Penis


1. Youre bald your whole life.

2. You have a hole in your head.

3. Your neighbors are nuts.

4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and

5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.

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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Pass The Weed, Dad

It was a little weird, seeing my parents stoned," Tom confesses. The Toronto high school student was describing the first time he'd smoked marijuana -- at home last spring, just after turning 17, when he shared a joint with his hard-working, middle-class parents. "But I had an amazing, fantastic connection with my dad, and it was a good experience for all of us. They showed me how to take the seeds and stems out of the pot. Then, basically, we ate.

My mom ordered sushi, and we made a mountain of nachos. It kind of felt like a rite of passage."

After his family initiation, Tom bought six or seven joints of his own for a camping trip, "and that was cool too." But his new girlfriend didn't approve of pot, or him on it. "She said there was this separation thing that happened whenever I smoked." So Tom gave it up, even though his older sister had just given him a nice handmade pipe for his birthday. "But my other sister could care less about pot. Lots of kids try it and don't like it. I think it's totally individual."

Pass The Weed, Dad.

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Free Gmail Email

I have 19 Gmail email invites, so email me at Perkoff@gmail.com, the first 19 people to email me and ask for an invite will get one.




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Friday, November 18, 2005

Me Sing My Own Version Of The Scruff McGruff Song

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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Randy Savage At Hogans Grave





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Remember Kid Rock? Me Neither, Here He Is Drinking a Beer

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Sunday, November 13, 2005

R.I.P. Eddie Guerrero

World Wrestling Entertainment performer Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room Sunday morning, according to Minneapolis police.

The 38-year-old professional wrestler didn't answer a wakeup call Sunday and didn't respond to a knock on his hotel-room door, according to newspaper reports. Security guards and Guerrero's nephew forced their way into his room and found the 5-feet-8, 220-pound wrestler on the floor, the Minnesota Star Tribune reported.

"This is a huge loss," WWE chairman Vince McMahon said in a statement. "Eddie was a giving, loving, fun-loving human being who had so much to give, he was a consummate performer who will be so missed by his fans."

Police said there are no signs of foul play or indications that Guerrero's death was a suicide, the Star Tribune reported. His death is under investigation.

Guerreo's nephew, fellow WWE performer Chavo Guerrero, said Guerrero had battled drug and alcohol abuse in the past but had celebrated four years of sobriety just days ago. He denied drugs or alcohol played a part in Guerrero's death.

Guerrero was in Minneapolis with 60 to 80 other wrestlers to film "Friday Night Smackdown" at the Target Center, according to the Star Tribune.

Guerrero became WWE champion in February 2004 and lost the title four months later.

The WWE said its show in Minneapolis on Sunday night would go on as a tribute to Guerrero.

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Rest In Peace Brother

This afternoon my parents went to the store to do some shopping, my brother decided to do something he was told not to do, he decided to move the trampoline in front of the house. He got out my dads ladder climbed to the top of the house and jumped off the roof, he hit the side of the trampoline with his head, he died immediately.



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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Perkoff Audio

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

The Perkinator

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Friday, November 04, 2005

Soldier At Coke Bar

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You BASTARD!

Them bastards over at bastardly.com decided to write an article about me, man it feels so bad to be called "Perkoff The Jerkoff" I've never heard that one before, you guys are so original to call me that and say that I'm the "white Steve Urkel"

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2005/11/03/mike-the-vegan-vs-perkoff-a-bastardly-matchup/
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Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Stalking Story

I called her a few times from various phone booths but never had the "guts" to say anything just hung up when I heard her sweet sweet voice.

The Stalking Story Continued
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