I was watching Cops last night, they had this guy that shoved a needle up his ass. I always think how it'd be cool to be a cop, you know stealing kids weed, making ladies give me blowjobs to get out of speeding tickets, that sort of thing. But I don't want nothing to do with no AIDS needles, and I really don't want to have to pull it out of some dudes asshole.

After they found the one needle in the guys asshole there was another guy, they started patting him down and felt a needle sticking out of his asshole, this time they uncuffed him and made him take it out himself, than they made him squat and cough, I guess just to make sure.

Yeah man, I was watching that shit last night before I went to bed and it freaked me out.

I saw that episode, I'm a homosexual so the whole time I was thinking about how I wished that needle he pulled out of his ass was my dick.