Now, I don't usually believe this sort of shit. Usually people that say that shit about being abducted by aliens, usually I think they are fucking crazy.

I've watched the shows and they say the number one way to know if you've been abducted is if you're missing time.

Well I am. Last thing I remember is watching Wheel Of Fortune at 6:30, now I'm here, and it's 10:15, and I'm like "WTF happened?"

This is nuts, I bet they put some sort of tracking device in me.