Saturday, July 01, 2006

Blowing The Hopper

Ted DiBiase, aka "The Million Dollar Man" - Anyone who watched the WWF in the 80's knows that this guy was a hairy man. Hair was EVERYWHERE. And men don't become millionaires by spending their hard earned cash on taint waxings. Add to that the chafing he got from wearing a tuxedo in a hot gym 300 days a year and you have a recipe for disaster. Skid marks are nothing new, but between the hair and the blood that was left in the toilet bowl after his Million Dollar Shits, DiBiase produced the unprecedented "Road Kill Effect" in every bathroom that was lucky enough to have his company.
posted by Perkoff at 8:38 AM

3 Comments:

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Anonymous Mottola, at 11:03 AM, July 02, 2006  
Mottola sucks DJ's dick
Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:30 PM, July 02, 2006  
Tell your friend he sucks somewhere else besides the comments on my page.
Blogger Perkoff, at 6:17 PM, July 03, 2006  

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