It's one of those tables you put on your deck outside, the wind picked up the umbrella and when I went outside to play with my dog I saw it in the pool, I didn't even notice the broken glass all over the deck.

So I picked took the umbrella out of the pool and was about to put it back when I noticed all the glass.

I'm a good boy and didn't want to leave my parents a big mess so I cleaned up all the glass.

Now I'm just waiting to see if my parents some how blame me for breaking it when the wind broke it. I'll let you know, I wouldn't be surprised if I get blamed, I'll keep you all updated.

A similar thing happened to me when I was younger, my parents wound up making me pay for a new table. Good luck.

Hey, is your last name really Perkoff? Cause, ha ha IDIOT BOY!! I walked by the Perkoffs house the other day and broke there table and ran away. I bet you got grouned kid.

Who the fuck cares!

You should have a question mark "Who the fuck cares?" not a exclamation point "Who the fuck cares!" I'm no Mrs. Brown or nothing, but at least I am smart enough to know that.