Saturday, July 08, 2006
My One Black Friend
I remember that the nWo was just starting to take off and everyone else the next day were like "WHAT? I watched Nitro." This one black kid Dante in my cooking class was the only other guy that watched Raw over Nitro and saw the great Gun episode.
We bonded at that moment. At later times I'd be sleeping in my queen sized water bed with Dante and his "Cuz" Mike. No gay shit, just sleepover party.
Can you picture Lil' White Perkoff sleeping in a bed with two African American brothas?
I lost contact with Dante over the years, it's so sad. He was my only friend who was a brotha. Now I'm just friends with whites, well theres this one black guy at work, but you know, we're more like work buddies than friends. Never smoked a doobie with him for example, those are things you do with your friends, all I do with this brotha at work is work with him, know what I'm saying?
Anyway that's the story of the one brotha I had as a friend back in High School.
Tell you the truth, I only became friends with him cause I thought people would think I'm cool if I had a black friend, is that bad?
We bonded at that moment. At later times I'd be sleeping in my queen sized water bed with Dante and his "Cuz" Mike. No gay shit, just sleepover party.
Can you picture Lil' White Perkoff sleeping in a bed with two African American brothas?
I lost contact with Dante over the years, it's so sad. He was my only friend who was a brotha. Now I'm just friends with whites, well theres this one black guy at work, but you know, we're more like work buddies than friends. Never smoked a doobie with him for example, those are things you do with your friends, all I do with this brotha at work is work with him, know what I'm saying?
Anyway that's the story of the one brotha I had as a friend back in High School.
Tell you the truth, I only became friends with him cause I thought people would think I'm cool if I had a black friend, is that bad?
posted by Perkoff at 12:16 AM
7 Comments:
cooking class hahaha.
ms. Cocaine.
yah boy!!!!!!!!!
ms. Cocaine.
yah boy!!!!!!!!!
Yeah that was her name, um, did you go to school in the same town as me, cause why else would you have the same nick name for your cooking teacher?
ya ms kokan was my teacher. i was in your class actually. rember the cool older kids who talked about anal tampons and olestra?
that wasnt me but i was there.
that was a weird class. that one girl who got that crazy boyfriend who killed his girlfriends mom and brother was in our class too. in sane.
where are the new posts?
that wasnt me but i was there.
that was a weird class. that one girl who got that crazy boyfriend who killed his girlfriends mom and brother was in our class too. in sane.
where are the new posts?
That's nice John.
no way im bob koonse. i sign jay bizzle cuz i forget how to spell my last name. i dated miranda vasquez. i cant spell her name either. i got a head injury ghost riding my whip so spelling is difficult.
If you were Bob you would have known you were cheating on your girlfriend with Earls sister. Stop lying, liar.
yah bob was kinda friednly with her. hes a playa! funny how i took that class to meet hoes and there were literaly 3 girls in that class, i think.
i went in the lake and now my ass itches. i should have taken your dont swim in a lake thing seriously.
maybe if i write wikipedia and explain i went to school with you they'll quit taking down the info about u. u should file a lawsuit against them. people need to hear your story and learn the dangers of internet booty.
i went in the lake and now my ass itches. i should have taken your dont swim in a lake thing seriously.
maybe if i write wikipedia and explain i went to school with you they'll quit taking down the info about u. u should file a lawsuit against them. people need to hear your story and learn the dangers of internet booty.