Here's a picture of me backflopping into my pool. I photoshopped it to hide my secret identity. But you get the picture.

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if i had a pool like that id hate lakes too. Is your dad an astronaut or perhaps one of those rich cops u see in the movies who complains about his salary even though he lives in a beach house on the pacific ocean?

lets party your cute

Your picture is not working Tina. Do you live in my home town or what?

i hail from parts unkown

You can't party with me than. Besides you're probably fat and Perkoff only likes non fat girls.

a fat girl would crush u that would be sad... good call man!

Hey Number One Fan, all my real fans take a picture of themselves holding a sign that says "Perkoff Rules" I must have missed the email you sent?

i would have but the money i was going to use for the digitial camera got diverted to the perkoff museum im trying to build

Bullshit.

why dont u trust me?
the perkoff musuem is being constructed at a undisclosed location using state of the art 'green' building materials. I have a team of architects working around the clock along with the top lawyers in consturction litigation working to cut threw the red tape.

its gonna be tight dawg.

Why don't you go borrow a camera and take a picture of yourself man? If you're really my fan why won't you do this for me?

i tend to pawn things i borrow and spend the money on meth. thats a big problem in getting the museum off the ground. U know how much meth u can get for a bulldozer?

I don't want a meth head as a fan of mine.

im gonna be up for the next 96 hours hating u.
just kidding ill quit for u.
well i just smoked some meth out of a lightbulb before i read this so i will be up for a few days but i swear ill quit for u cuz i was gonna order like 40 shirts and i dont want u to not sell them to me.