You know, I hear all this shit about teachers being underpaid, but they
got a pretty sweet job. They sit in a desk all day and give out
homework. I'd like to do that but I bet you need a more education for
that than a gym teacher, am I right?

So what do you have to do to become a gym teacher?

And to the people talking "Teachers should get raises." They got the
whole summer off, like 15 days off for Christmas, a week off for
Easter. They just have off all the time. I'd take the pay for working
9 months a year. It'd be worth it to live the pimped out lifestyle of
a teacher. Teachers have no worries, just like food store managers,
these guys get paid whatever the fuck they get paid I'm guessing around
$40,000 a year and all they do is stock shelves. But they don't get
off 5 months of the year like teachers do.

And you know, teachers go on field trips to cool places. They also
call in sick and get paid the same amount of money, cause they don't
get paid by the hour. They call in sick and than they have to call in
a sub and pay the sub, and it all comes out of the taxpayers pocket,
unless it's a private school, but I don't want to work at one of them.
I want a public school where the cool kids go. But not the cool black
kids, cause I don't want to get shot or anything like that stabbed with
a pen you know.

Oh shoot, one minute left. Later guys, let me know your thoughts, I'm going off to jail for the next month, hope I don't get raped.