Sunday, May 28, 2006

A Regular Guy Can Produce Good Music

It's just me, my Acoustica Mixcraft verstion 2.50, my computer, my
microphone and my imagination. That's all it takes to make great
music.

I am posting this hoping that somebody working in the music industry
hears it and decides to give me the break I've been looking for.




Let me know your thoughts on my song and my producing skills.

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Saturday, May 27, 2006

Scientists Grow Artificial Penis in Lab

It's now possible to replace a defective, damaged, or diseased penis with a penis grown in a laboratory -- in rabbits.

But the finding promises an amazing new treatment for infants, boys, and men who suffer penis disfigurement. The replacement organ would be grown on a penis-shaped matrix seeded with cells from the patient's own body.

Researcher Anthony Atala, MD, director of the Institute for Regenerative Medicine at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center, reported the findings at this week’s annual meeting of the American Urological Association in Atlanta.

"Our goal is eventually to treat infants and adults with birth defects, penis trauma, or penis cancer," Atala tells WebMD. "But this is a future goal. We are now deciding which animal model to explore next."

While human trials are still far off, the Atala team's recent accomplishments make their goal highly credible. Atala and colleagues recently reported successfully using much the same technique to replace defective bladders in human children with spina bifida.

In the rabbit study, Atala's team removed the penises from rabbits and entirely replaced the organs with penises grown from the animal's own cells.


Atala says the new penises have blood vessels and nerves that allow them to become fully functional. Indeed, the replacement penises worked like a charm. The rabbits were able to get erections, mate with females, and get females pregnant with normal, healthy pups.
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Sunday, May 21, 2006

A Cop Pulled A Needle Out Of A Guys Ass

I was watching Cops last night, they had this guy that shoved a needle up his ass. I always think how it'd be cool to be a cop, you know stealing kids weed, making ladies give me blowjobs to get out of speeding tickets, that sort of thing. But I don't want nothing to do with no AIDS needles, and I really don't want to have to pull it out of some dudes asshole.

After they found the one needle in the guys asshole there was another guy, they started patting him down and felt a needle sticking out of his asshole, this time they uncuffed him and made him take it out himself, than they made him squat and cough, I guess just to make sure.

Yeah man, I was watching that shit last night before I went to bed and it freaked me out.
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Sk8 Or Die

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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Perkoff, Yeah He's The Man

You know that guy James Blunt? I sang my own version of his song check it out and let me know what you think.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Steven Perkoff I Can Freestyle

This is all freestyle, I've only been rapping for about 6 years, but I'm pretty damn good.

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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

My Opinion On Ferris Bueller

Listen to what I have to say about Ferris Bueller.

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

A Cop Just Body Slammed A Fat Bitch

Watching Cops and this cop just body slammed this bitch on the ground. She pretended to be knocked out but she wasn't. What a fat ugly bitch.

I bet people that know her think less of her and she'll never be able to get a job after being on Cops.
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