Friday, June 30, 2006
Top 4 1980's Cartoon Bad Guys
4.Gargamel-evil wizard whose main goal is to destroy the smurfs
3.Duke Igthorn-bad-tempered and scheming villain, who constantly seeks the conquest of Dunwyn, after having encountered the Gummi Bears, he has employed their secrets time and again to fulfill his plans.
2.Flintheart Glomgold-one of Scrooge McDuck's main rivals who holds the title of The Second Richest Duck in the World.
1.Dr. Claw-Inspector Gadget's main nemesis leader of an evil organization known as MAD.
3.Duke Igthorn-bad-tempered and scheming villain, who constantly seeks the conquest of Dunwyn, after having encountered the Gummi Bears, he has employed their secrets time and again to fulfill his plans.
2.Flintheart Glomgold-one of Scrooge McDuck's main rivals who holds the title of The Second Richest Duck in the World.
1.Dr. Claw-Inspector Gadget's main nemesis leader of an evil organization known as MAD.
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Grind Your Peanuts Up Good
Whenever I eat peanuts I make sure to grind them up really good with my
teeth known as molars. I like to do this cause I don't like having
peanuts in my shit for some reason.
Really peanuts in my shit never hurt me or anything like that.
I just don't like having them in my shit. I really don't have a valid reason for this, it's just something I don't enjoy. I know it causes me no harm, why do I do it?
I suffer from what is known as a mild case of OCD, some people like to
touch a door knob 50 times before actually turning it, my form of OCD
is making sure to grind up peanuts not to have chunky peanut butter
looking shit.
teeth known as molars. I like to do this cause I don't like having
peanuts in my shit for some reason.
Really peanuts in my shit never hurt me or anything like that.
I just don't like having them in my shit. I really don't have a valid reason for this, it's just something I don't enjoy. I know it causes me no harm, why do I do it?
I suffer from what is known as a mild case of OCD, some people like to
touch a door knob 50 times before actually turning it, my form of OCD
is making sure to grind up peanuts not to have chunky peanut butter
looking shit.
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Do You Swim In A Lake?
Yeah it's nice to take the boat out on the lake, but swim? You swim in
a lake? What can't you afford to build yourself a pool?
You ever accidently take a gulp of water in your mouth while swimming
in that lake? Probably got some fish poop in there for sure.
I rather swim in a nice clean pool.
a lake? What can't you afford to build yourself a pool?
You ever accidently take a gulp of water in your mouth while swimming
in that lake? Probably got some fish poop in there for sure.
I rather swim in a nice clean pool.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
I Think I've Been Abducted By Aliens
Now, I don't usually believe this sort of shit. Usually people that say that shit about being abducted by aliens, usually I think they are fucking crazy.
I've watched the shows and they say the number one way to know if you've been abducted is if you're missing time.
Well I am. Last thing I remember is watching Wheel Of Fortune at 6:30, now I'm here, and it's 10:15, and I'm like "WTF happened?"
This is nuts, I bet they put some sort of tracking device in me.
I've watched the shows and they say the number one way to know if you've been abducted is if you're missing time.
Well I am. Last thing I remember is watching Wheel Of Fortune at 6:30, now I'm here, and it's 10:15, and I'm like "WTF happened?"
This is nuts, I bet they put some sort of tracking device in me.