Thursday, August 31, 2006
Somone Stole My Blowup Doll
An Iowa man impervious to embarrassment called cops this week to report the theft of a blow-up fashioned to resemble a porn star. According to a Council Bluffs Police Department report (a copy of which you can find below), Trenton Camacho called cops Monday night to report that a "Priority US Mail package" containing his "Jenna Haze Love Doll" had been opened and that the plastic plaything was missing. The box had been left in the common hallway of the apartment complex where the 21-year-old Camacho resides. In a TSG interview, Camacho said that he purchased the $32 item after receiving an e-mail solicitation and did not plan on replacing the stolen goods. Camacho added that he had not previously ordered any blow-up dolls and was not certain what he was going to do with the life-size replica of the popular Haze, who's starred in films like "Big Bottom Sadie" and "Phuk Factor" and was named "Best New Starlet" at the 2003 Adult Video News awards. Online ads describe the Haze doll (click here to see its package) as having "soft, perky breasts" and "sexy silkscreen crotchless panties & she has the tightest holes.
The Smoking Gun
The Smoking Gun
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Something I Couldn't Do
I couldn't do ten years in jail, man that'd be tough.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
An Excellent Trick
Monday, August 28, 2006
Jon Dough Is Dead
AVN Hall of Fame performer Jon Dough passed away on Sunday, Monique Demoan, his wife of 12 years told AVN.com. Dough was 43.
I've been with [Jon] for 12 years. We have a four-year-old daughter," Demoan said. "We lived together. I found [Jon] yesterday. ... He did take his own life."
AVN Hall of Fame performer Jon Dough passed away on Sunday, Monique Demoan, his wife of 12 years told AVN.com. Dough was 43.
Demoan, who met Dough when she worked with him in Ed Powers' Dr. Butts 3, continued, "[Jon] was a very warm, loving person.
"We fell deeply in love. He treated me very well. He put me on a pedestal and gave me everything we need. I loved him being a big man, and being held in his arms. He made me feel very comfortable, very loved… He was everything to me. And I bare his only daughter.”
Adult performer Brian Surewood has known Dough for over a decade.
“He’s always gave me phenomenal advice," Surewood said. "I worked next to him in scenes hundreds of times. We were good friends. I knew he was going through some problems. I tried to help him out before with his problems."
Dough, who grew up Pennsylvania, is also survived by his father and three sisters.
AVN.com
I've been with [Jon] for 12 years. We have a four-year-old daughter," Demoan said. "We lived together. I found [Jon] yesterday. ... He did take his own life."
AVN Hall of Fame performer Jon Dough passed away on Sunday, Monique Demoan, his wife of 12 years told AVN.com. Dough was 43.
Demoan, who met Dough when she worked with him in Ed Powers' Dr. Butts 3, continued, "[Jon] was a very warm, loving person.
"We fell deeply in love. He treated me very well. He put me on a pedestal and gave me everything we need. I loved him being a big man, and being held in his arms. He made me feel very comfortable, very loved… He was everything to me. And I bare his only daughter.”
Adult performer Brian Surewood has known Dough for over a decade.
“He’s always gave me phenomenal advice," Surewood said. "I worked next to him in scenes hundreds of times. We were good friends. I knew he was going through some problems. I tried to help him out before with his problems."
Dough, who grew up Pennsylvania, is also survived by his father and three sisters.
AVN.com
Sunday, August 27, 2006
Honey, I Shrunk The C3P0
C3P0 got shrunk, maybe R2D2 knows how to help.
I Take The Wheel Off My Brothers Chair
This one's good, I took one of the wheels of of my brothers chair.
My Brother Freaking Out Again
The other day I caught my brother freaking out over my mom not buying any good food. So I set up a hidden camera. I posted a video a few days ago and here I got two more clips of him freaking out.
Saturday, August 26, 2006
A Rap I Just Did Today
Ok, I just got this hot new beat, never listened to it before. To prove I made the song today I said todays date August 26th in the song. Man, I got some good skills. Hopefully Dr. Dre or Suge Knight or Puff Daddy see my site some day and make the right choice and sign me up to a record contract.
Labels: mp3
Friday, August 25, 2006
Freddy's Nightmare
Ahahahahahah, I got Freddy Kruger tied up like a little bitch in this one. Freddy is the nightmare of kids who live on Elm Street. Perkoff is the nightmare of Freddy "The Nightmare Man Himself" Kruger.
Czech out the video.
Czech out the video.
Labels: freddy
Thursday, August 24, 2006
No Damn Food
I hid the camera pointed towards the fridge and got my brother on tape freaking out about my mom not buying any good food.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
What I'm Doing Now
I'm going to bed right now, hope you enjoyed the update for the day.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
You Know You Want To See His(My) Face
You know you want to see my face. How you like the way I sing in this one? I got a very pretty voice.
Monday, August 21, 2006
The Pool Dive
Here I am doing a flip into my pool. Yeah I could have called it the Pool Flip, or The Cool Flip, cause it's pretty cool. But since I was gangsta diving yesterday I thought it'd only be appropriate to title this one "The Pool Dive"
Perkoff-It'd is one of my favorite words, it means it would or it had.
Perkoff-It'd is one of my favorite words, it means it would or it had.
Labels: extreme.sports
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Gangsta Dive
This is a stunt I preformed. You know how them guys on Jackass do stunts? Yeah, that's what I did, a stunt. Check it out, I call it, "Gangsta Dive".
Labels: extreme.sports
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Don't Drink Kids
I had a pretty fucked up day yesterday, this mother fucker tried to rob my house. At the end of the day I just wanted to wind down with some brewskis, I think I had one too many because I was feeling like shit.
Friday, August 18, 2006
A Guy In A Ski Mask Broke Into My House
This might be the craziest day of my life. First I find a 10 spot on the ground at McDonalds on my lunch break, than later in the day while I'm playing my drum some stupid mother fucker tries to rob my house.
Labels: burglar
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Just A Thought
Did you ever think we are just a thought? Like my whole life is just
one thought? I am writing on here right now and its just a thought I
thought up. And you are reading it because its just a thought you thought up.
And I thought of everything. I invented television, I invented airplanes, I'm the one
that thought of this planet with billions of people living on it. I
thought of all of this. And if you are reading this this is just a
thought that you had. How do I know if anyone else sees this? I mean
I am typing it and I'm sure I'll get people that will leave comments to this thought. But did I just think of the comments myself? Are they just a thought?
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Below is a discussion I had with this guy, I'm still not sure if it really happened or if it was just a thought.
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The Thinking Mans Man - What I think "I think that I am the only person in the fake world that is just a thought. I am sitting here and I see other people, but I know they are not real, they are only thoughts in my head."
Perkoff - What I think "I think you might be onto something, but am I talking to myself or a real person?"
The Thinking Mans Man - What I think "I think I just thought of you saying that and you didn't actually say it, it was just a thought I had, a thought of some guy saying that thing that you said."
Perkoff - What I think "I like that movie That Thing You Do."
The Thinking Mans Man - What I think "I thought you would say that."
one thought? I am writing on here right now and its just a thought I
thought up. And you are reading it because its just a thought you thought up.
And I thought of everything. I invented television, I invented airplanes, I'm the one
that thought of this planet with billions of people living on it. I
thought of all of this. And if you are reading this this is just a
thought that you had. How do I know if anyone else sees this? I mean
I am typing it and I'm sure I'll get people that will leave comments to this thought. But did I just think of the comments myself? Are they just a thought?
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Below is a discussion I had with this guy, I'm still not sure if it really happened or if it was just a thought.
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The Thinking Mans Man - What I think "I think that I am the only person in the fake world that is just a thought. I am sitting here and I see other people, but I know they are not real, they are only thoughts in my head."
Perkoff - What I think "I think you might be onto something, but am I talking to myself or a real person?"
The Thinking Mans Man - What I think "I think I just thought of you saying that and you didn't actually say it, it was just a thought I had, a thought of some guy saying that thing that you said."
Perkoff - What I think "I like that movie That Thing You Do."
The Thinking Mans Man - What I think "I thought you would say that."
I Jack A Mother Fucker In The Pick N Save Parking Lot
GOD DAMN!!! Just got home, I was driving to the store and I spotted this stupid mother fucker that ripped me off a few years ago, I guess he thought I'd forget. Check out the video.
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Smoking Kids
I was driving in my ride and got behind some kids. I was like "Those kids are young" to myself in my head. Than I saw them smoking. Fucking kids.
Check out the video.
Check out the video.
Labels: driving
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
My Secret Identity
I know many of you have been asking "Hey Perkoff, who are you?" Well here's a video revealing my secret identity.
My Old Man Found My Camera
I hid my camera trying to catch a candid moment, and I did. But my old man was kinda pissed. Check it out.
Monday, August 14, 2006
Cartman
Hope you like me dressed up in my Cartman mask.
Pee Wee Perkoff
Here's a picture of me in my "Pee Wee's Playhouse" room that my dad built for me when I was a kid. Notice I'm wearing a Pee Wee Herman mask, and also a shirt I got from this Screech guy from this Saved By The Bell TV show I used to watch.
Labels: photoshop
Painting I Painted In 10th Grade
I painted this painting in 10th grade. Pretty bad ass ain't it?
Perkoff In Kindergarden
This is a picture of me way back in Kindergarden.
We all had hand me down clothes except for that one rich kid.
We all had hand me down clothes except for that one rich kid.
Sunday, August 13, 2006
Would You Buy This Shirt?
Hey fans, I was thinking "People like T-Shirts" and I was also thinking "People like Perkoff.com" And also "So why not sell them some Perkoff.com t-shirts?"
Here is my idea for a shirt, tell me what you think.
Here is my idea for a shirt, tell me what you think.
Labels: photoshop
Saturday, August 12, 2006
I'm Updating My Site
Right now I'm adding an update. I don't have much to update you guys on. The latest thing I did was start writing an update for the site.
Friday, August 11, 2006
There's A Monster In My Pool
It was early in the morning, I heard some noise in my pool, I guess he figured I'd still be in bed, well I got this good picture of him/it. Craziest monster I've ever seen.
Labels: photoshop
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Walking On Water
Labels: photoshop
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Backflopping
Here's a picture of me backflopping into my pool. I photoshopped it to hide my secret identity. But you get the picture.
Labels: photoshop
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
What I'm Doing Right Now
Right now I'm writing what I'm doing right now. I'm gonna be eating an ice cream sandwich after I'm done writing what I'm doing right now.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Dizzle From Inked Is A Fan Of Mine
Dizzle from Inked is a fan of mine,I'm posting a picture as proof, cause I know most of are too lazy to click this link.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
Before And After Artie Is A Clown
A fan of mine named George requested I post a before picture of my Artie Is A Clown photoshop artwork, so here it is, a before and after shot.
Labels: photoshop
Friday, August 04, 2006
Artie Lange Is A Clown
Thursday, August 03, 2006
Retarded Kid Charged With Spray-Painting Pro Wrestling Logo
Police in the Lakes Region were investigating what they called an unusual act of vandalism spanning several communities.Authorities have charged Joshua Prue, 20, of Tilton with spray-painting what appears to be an image associated with professional wrestling on buildings, cars and signs. The images surfaced in Northfield, Tilton and Sanbornton.
READ IT ALL
A word from the Perkinator: He's 20 years old and doing that? He must be retarded, I could see maybe a 14 or 15 year old doing that. How much you want to bet the guy's retarded? What are you gonna do? He's a retard, obviously he doesn't know any better. You should be ashamed of yourselves for looking down on this guy.
READ IT ALL
A word from the Perkinator: He's 20 years old and doing that? He must be retarded, I could see maybe a 14 or 15 year old doing that. How much you want to bet the guy's retarded? What are you gonna do? He's a retard, obviously he doesn't know any better. You should be ashamed of yourselves for looking down on this guy.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Hank-A-Mania Is Running Wild
Labels: photoshop
Words You Can Say On TV
How come you can say something like "Hey Dr. Dick." Or "Man that sucks" but you can't say "Man that sucks a dick, Dr. Dick."?
I think kids should be taught swear words in school, maybe in 1st grade start telling them about the words. What's the point of hiding the words from them? Huh?
You ever been left alone with one of your friends kids and start making them swear? Yeah, me neither.
They can teach them words like shit, and ass in 1st grade, but not the word fuck until the 5th grade. The reason for this is because we didn't have that sex education class until 5th grade, seems like the perfect time to tell the kids the meaning of the word fuck. Personally me and my 5th grade classmates already knew what fuck meant. We knew like in 3rd grade.
I think kids should be taught swear words in school, maybe in 1st grade start telling them about the words. What's the point of hiding the words from them? Huh?
You ever been left alone with one of your friends kids and start making them swear? Yeah, me neither.
They can teach them words like shit, and ass in 1st grade, but not the word fuck until the 5th grade. The reason for this is because we didn't have that sex education class until 5th grade, seems like the perfect time to tell the kids the meaning of the word fuck. Personally me and my 5th grade classmates already knew what fuck meant. We knew like in 3rd grade.