Tuesday, October 31, 2006
The Bro Wrestler
Just the other day my brother was talking about forming a hip-hop group with his 'boys', now a few days later he's talking about "I'm gonna be a pro-wrestler when I grow up."
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Someone Ate The Trick Or Treat Candy
God damn, I walk into the kitchen and see a bunch of candy wrappers all over the table. My parents are gonna think I ate them all, they'll never believe me if I tell them what really happened.
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Back To The Future
Marty McPerkoff is sitting there minding his own bidnes when he gets a call from Doc, you have to watch the video to see what happens.
Friday, October 27, 2006
Freddy In The Fridge, Part 2: A Nightmare On Perkoff Street
I set up the hidden camera on my brother and caught some of the craziest shit of all time, have to see to believe.
Labels: freddy
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Perkoff On The Unknown Highway
Hey guys, looks like one of my fans with the website The Unknown Highway decided to try to make his site a little more betterer by puting one of my videos on it(his site).
Email me your pictures perkoff@gmail.com
Email me your pictures perkoff@gmail.com
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Whatta Man
You know what they say about Perkoff? They say "What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man."
Monday, October 23, 2006
Cart Fight This Feeling
Cartman just can't fight the feeling anymore.
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Breaking And Entering
I got kicked out the other day. I was driving by the house and saw my parents car was gone. So I went in the house and this is the footage I shot when I went in. After my parents let me back in I wasn't sure if I was going to put this video up or not, but I figured I'm keeping it real with you guys so why not?
Saturday, October 21, 2006
The Workout
My brother always has a new hobby, but it usually only lasts a couple days and he's onto something new, the latest thing he's getting into is working out. I set up the hidden camera and caught him working out on tape, check out the accident he has at the end.
Note On The Table
I came home to find a note on the kitchen table. I had a big fight with my parents when they got home, right now I'm at my grandmas house posting this until things cool down at home.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Crazy Bus
I was driving down the street and drove by this crazy bus. You know that show from the 1970s where the family sang together and rode around in a bus? Yeah, it's that sorta bus. I got some video of it, so check it out and let me know if you think the bus is crazy or not.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Know What I'm Saying?
My brother used to play the guitar all the time and listen to ska music while he skateboarded, that was 2 weeks ago, now he's hanging around a group of these guys that listen to rap music, know what I'm saying?
Perkoff Still Rules
I just checked my email and another one of my cool fans sent me a picture.
Thanks for the picture bro, I really appreciate it.
If you think I rule send a picture to perkoff@gmail.com to prove it.
Thanks for the picture bro, I really appreciate it.
If you think I rule send a picture to perkoff@gmail.com to prove it.
Labels: perkoff.rules
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
F The Police
You know how the cops like to get behind you and record you with their dashboard camera? Well I like to get behind cops and record them with my dashboard camera.
Monday, October 16, 2006
The October 16th Update
Well I'm sitting here and it's 6:54 P.M. I'm pretty tired, but I want to get an update in for the day. I had a runny nose all day and I just took some of this Tylonal PM stuff about 20 minutes ago. My nose is starting to not be so runny. And I also...
Oh shit, I fell asleep while I was watching Wheel Of Fortune and typing this, it's 11:07 P.M. now, man that's crazy. Well it's my bed time now, I gotta go to bed, good night guys.
Oh shit, I fell asleep while I was watching Wheel Of Fortune and typing this, it's 11:07 P.M. now, man that's crazy. Well it's my bed time now, I gotta go to bed, good night guys.
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Pee Wee Perkoff's Playhouse
Perkoff Rules
Tonight I decided to go into a chat room, I made up a profile and gave myself the nickname Perkoff.com, that way everyone that talked to me would know about my kick ass website. Anyway, this one guy loved my site so much he just had to send me a picture of himself holding up a sign saying that I rule.
I agree with him, thanks for the picture Guy on the mic.
If you think I rule send a picture to perkoff@gmail.com to prove it.
I agree with him, thanks for the picture Guy on the mic.
If you think I rule send a picture to perkoff@gmail.com to prove it.
Labels: perkoff.rules
Saturday, October 14, 2006
My Music Video
Listen to the guy singing the song, does his voice sound familiar? It's my voice, Perkoff. Hope you like my music video.
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Freddy In The Fridge
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Perkoff Haze
You know that Jimi Hendrix song Purple Haze? Yeah it's a pretty good song, you know what you get when you combine that song with Perkoff? Perkoff Haze.
The Hair Trick Remix
Remix to my classic video "The Hair Trick" AKA "The Hair In Drink Trick".
Fat Boys
Monday, October 09, 2006
The Hair Trick
My brother is always messing with me, so I am always trying to figure out ways to get him back. He has a cold now, so I wrote him a note telling him our mom told him to drink something.
Vote on this video.
Vote on this video.
Perkoff On Urban Dictionary
Click on the picture to go to the Urban Dictionary page, write your own definition for Perkoff.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Get Around
Freddy Is Back, Again!
Saturday, October 07, 2006
Bone Thugs And Perkoff
My own Bone Thugs And Harmony music video.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
Creepy Old Tony
From Katric Fruphy's World
I live by Camp Randall. The closest workout facility is the Shell, which is about a block away from where I live so it's really convenient. Most of the reason I go there is to play basketball, just some pick up games with some friends and whatnot. Lately though, I haven't felt much like going, and I think part of it is that there is this kinda creepy old guy Tony who goes there to play basketball. If anyone has gone there to play basketball I'm sure you've ran into him, or even just working out around the track you might have too, he talks to anybody within earshot for no apparant reason. Take this as a warning to try to avoid him if at all possible. You will know it is him if he:
I live by Camp Randall. The closest workout facility is the Shell, which is about a block away from where I live so it's really convenient. Most of the reason I go there is to play basketball, just some pick up games with some friends and whatnot. Lately though, I haven't felt much like going, and I think part of it is that there is this kinda creepy old guy Tony who goes there to play basketball. If anyone has gone there to play basketball I'm sure you've ran into him, or even just working out around the track you might have too, he talks to anybody within earshot for no apparant reason. Take this as a warning to try to avoid him if at all possible. You will know it is him if he:
- Takes his shirt off even if he is on the shirts team, only to reveal the carpet of hair he has on his front and back
- Seems to always have just brushed his teeth with too much toothpaste, you know where some of it gets on the sides of your mouth
- Is challenging someone to a game of full court one on one basketball
- Tells you you're just too fast, like the Mavericks
- Always insists the game is tied, even when his team is most likely losing by about 10 points
- Constantly yells "We gotta press!!"
That last point is the major one to watch out for. I guess also he kind of looks like Larry David, so keep that in mind when visiting the shell. Nothing against him though, he seems like he means well, just a little awkward.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Mr. T And Beetlejuice
Today I was a special guest on the Howard Stern show, it was awesome sitting there with Mr. T and Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice smelled really good, and Mr. T smelled really bad.
Labels: photoshop
Sunday, October 01, 2006
Revenge Of The Nerds
Lesbian cheerleader on Veronica Mars Kristin Cavallari is making the giant leap to saucy sorority girl for the upcoming remake of Revenge of the Nerds.
Cavallari's character Kailey, according to reports, will put the nerds through their sexual-awakening paces as she twirls them around her well-manicured finger, and she's the best friend of the Pi Delta Pi sorority queen, played by Katie Cassidy.
TMZ.com.
A remake of the 1984 comedy classic about a group of nerds and outcasts who form their own campus fraternity, to compete with the bullying football frat that dominates the college campus.
Filming starts October 12.
IMDB
Perkoff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're gonna ruin it.
Cavallari's character Kailey, according to reports, will put the nerds through their sexual-awakening paces as she twirls them around her well-manicured finger, and she's the best friend of the Pi Delta Pi sorority queen, played by Katie Cassidy.
TMZ.com.
A remake of the 1984 comedy classic about a group of nerds and outcasts who form their own campus fraternity, to compete with the bullying football frat that dominates the college campus.
Filming starts October 12.
IMDB
Perkoff: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're gonna ruin it.
Lex Loser
There is some asshole pretending to be Lex Luger on myspace, I sent him a message letting him know that I know he's a phoney. Oh yeah, it has to be the real Lex Luger, the real Lex Luger only has pictures of himself that were in magazines. The real Lex Luger can't afford a digital camera and would never take a picture of himself holding up a sign saying "Hey It's really me" or anything like that.
If you want to tell this loser to stop pretending to be Lex Luger go right here and do it.
If you want to tell this loser to stop pretending to be Lex Luger go right here and do it.