A Saturday in the life of Perkoff(that's me).

Not to be confused with A Sunday In The Life Of Perkoff.

This is only a dream.

Did you know in Sweden my name means First name beer?

Hey if you click the picture below you can watch all three Bomb Squad videos.

This guy on youtube was asking me about why I liked Urkel so much and if I could "Do The Urkel"(A popular dance craze that swept the nation when Urkel-mania was running wild). I told him that I don't really do the Urkel but I do/can Perkulate.

Labels: dancing

My internet friend from Australia wanted to see some snow in some of my videos, I think he thinks that there is snow here all the time. I had to go in my video archive and dig out some old footage to make this video. Hope you enjoy the snow you see in the video.

Labels: driving

I was listening to the Punky Brewster theme song all night long and that inspired me to make a pretty bad ass picture of Ray Charles with a globe on his head. After looking at that picture for a few hours I got inspired to make a Perky Brewster video, here it is.

The theme song from Punky Brewster inspired me to make this picture.

Labels: photoshop

I'm still messing around with blue screen, this time instead of using a red blanket I used a white wall. I took the pictures in the backround when I was in California for my very important meeting.

This place is called the creek.

Does your town have a place called the creek?

Labels: nature

As some of you may know, I like to make videos. My dog ran away so I made a documentary about it.

Hope you enjoy.

I found out something about my dog, and your dog too.

Dogs' behaviour - it's all in the wag

Dogs wag their tails to the right when they see something familiar, such as their owner, and to the left when confronted with something they want to run away from, it was revealed yesterday. The bias is subtle, requiring video analysis to spot, and not obvious enough for you to tell whether the next dog you meet is going to lick your face or turn tail.

But, researchers suggest, the study of wagging could be used in animal welfare to help vets to gauge an animal's state of mind.

Shown a human, tails wagged consistently to the right. They carefully studied the tail wagging angle and ignored twitches of less than three degrees overall, "which were plausibly not correlated to wagging".

They found that the unfamiliar person elicited less wagging than the owner, and the cat the least wagging of all, though still slightly to the right - probably because the dog was so keen to give chase that it was distracted.

Shown a large, unfamiliar and intimidating dog, the dogs wagged their tails more to the left.

SomethingAwful.com

Eric Lynch AKA Eric the Midget

How you know him: Fans of The Howard Stern Show on Sirius know him as Eric the Midget, the perpetually ungrateful and wheelchair-bound monster "the size of a Butterball Turkey".




Eric Lynch is an unhappy member of Howard Stern's Wack Pack, a menagerie of miscreants and genetic mistakes composed of callers and unusual guests to the Howard Stern radio show. Dubbed "Eric the Midget" for obvious reasons, Lynch prefers to be called "Eric the Actor" and will often leave venomous messages on the Stern show voice mail referring to various staff members as "faggots" and "jackasses".

Lynch makes the list and ranks so high because he is an uncommonly angry and possibly even evil midget. He is surly even when being offered gifts and compensation. His only apparent skill is that he knows everything about American Idol. He obsesses over various Stern-related Internet message boards.

Eric the made man: Lynch most recently gained infamy for ordering a hit of some sort against a caller to the Howard Stern radio show. The caller claimed to have attended high school with Lynch and stated that a number of disruptive concessions, such as the construction of ramps and elevators, were made by the school for the tiny terror. Lynch contacted a person with supposed mob ties and instructed the man to track down the caller. The message ended with Lynch intoning ominously, "You know what to do. You know what to do." No word on whether or not the midget FBI has been notified of his wee mob activities.

Shining moment: In a fit of bad judgment by Stern staffers, Lynch was given the phone number of American Idol contestant Katherine McPhee and called her so many times that she refused to appear on the radio show. Imagine the answering machine scene from Swingers with a raspy hostile midget trying to get his rambling messages in before the beep.

Finally! The Perkoff has come back into the house.

The first thing I did was fill up my dogs bowl with water and let him outside.

Oh I think you're going to like this one, I've been getting tons of emails asking me to post a video of me riding my bike around town, so I did just that for you. Enjoy.

Some video I shot in happier times when I wasn't living in the garage, if you ever forget how to make pancakes remember to watch this video, it will remind you how.

As MC Hammer would say, "It's ladder time"

My parents took off and my brother wasn't there to open the door for me, so I had to get a ladder out of my garage/bedroom and use it to get into the house.

Sausage fest, drunk guy, HCO t-shirt, that's all you need to know.

I get sent to live in the garage for making videos and my brother gets rewarded with beer drinking basketball watching parties for watching basketball and drinking beer, at least he let me in when I knocked on the door.

I was out on the backyard behind my garage shooting some video footage of my dog when I looked into the house and saw my dad playing my Xbox 360.

My parents went out to eat without me, they know how I love eating out.

I got so sad that I tried to kill myself, don't worry we have one of those garage doors that go up when you try to lay down under it and kill yourself, I WISH THIS WAS 1982(the year before they started making those kinda garages).

In case you guys didn't know, the other day my dad came home and caught me making a video. He freaked out and kicked me out of the basement and into the garage.

The next day I was out in the garage and I heard my dads car pull away, I ran to the door and it was unlocked, so I started to make some soup as fast as I could.

After that I went to work and when I came home from work there was a note on the garage door, my parents went on vacation and my dad was telling me "THE DOORS ARE LOCKED", I guess he doesn't know I have a key.

LOL

So I moved back into the house and got my Xbox 360 out of the garage and hooked it up to the big tv.

All was going good until my parents came home from vacation and my dad walked in when I was redecorating the house.

Now I'm back in the garage posting via Wi-Fi, LOL my dad doesn't even know our router is Wi-Fi, he doesn't even know what Wi-Fi is.

I'm just staying up late right now waiting for my dad to go to bed so I can sneak in and get this microwave we have in the basement.

I feel so good after finally getting a good nights sleep in my bed, I was having a really hard time getting to sleep in the garage. I felt so good today that I started to redecorate the house.

My parents went on vacation, I was all excited until I read the part of the note they left me that said "Don't think this means you can go in the house, THE DOORS ARE LOCKED"

I set my camera up and was just starting to make a new video when my dad walked in the door, he started yelling at me about having to work all day while I was home making "stupid" videos. What a jerk.

Just messing around with the bluescreen, the bluescreen I used was actually a red blanket.

Dennis ain't no menace compared to Perkoff.

Nacho, nacho man, I want to be a nacho man.

Labels: macho.man

Here is some video of some guys breakdancing on a cardboard box on the Venice Beach Boardwalk.

Labels: dancing, vacation

I was bringing some raisins and other things home from the store when I spotted some racoon roadkill in the middle of the road.

What is the raisin that Freddy doesn't like raisins from California? Find out in this video.

Labels: freddy

Oh yeah, brother, watch me do the elbow drop from the top of the tv onto Freddy Kruger.

Labels: extreme.sports, freddy, macho.man

I finally got the email from Columbia I've been waiting for, it's aboot time.