Thursday, May 31, 2007
Nothing Given Away
I didn't give away anything in the title of this video or the description. I want it all to be a surprise to you.
Labels: burglar
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
The Robber Came Back
The same robber I chased out of my house the other day came back, I can tell it's the same guy cause he had the same jacket on as last time.
Labels: burglar
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Take 3
It took me three takes to get this one right, so I named it take three.
See even the almighty Perkoff doesn't always get everything right the first time around.
See even the almighty Perkoff doesn't always get everything right the first time around.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Perkoff Get's Down
The video starts out with me walking out of the closet, for some reason I have the urge to get down. So I do just that and get down, Perkoff style.
What Should I Call This One?
I don't know what to call this one so if you know what to call it maybe let me know.
To the guy that said "cool guy in the basement" I don't know if I wanna use that one, but I might wanna use it, just not sure yet.
To the guy that said "cool guy in the basement" I don't know if I wanna use that one, but I might wanna use it, just not sure yet.
A Magic Trick
Hey guys, it's Perkoff here, in this video I decided to do a lil magic trick. I've been watching a lot of that show Chris Angel Mindfreak, so that's why I did a magic trick.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
I'm Hungry
I'm hungry so I got something to eat. Sorry for the time stamp on the video, I didn't know it was on, I thought it was only on the screen, I can't get it off. But I figured it out and it won't happen again.
Perkoff Rules
Sorry for the lack of updates, I actually got thrown in jail on Friday night after some idiot flipped me the bird when I was driving home from work. Long story short I got in front of the jerk after he cut me off and we both wind up sitting at the same light, I get out of my car go to his door and start yelling at him, he wants to think he has the right to yell something back so I punch him in his face.
Man, I thought I gotta way with it but some asshole wrote down my License plate number and called the cops on me.
I just got bailed out of jail an hour ago.
Anyway here's a video of some guys saying I rule.
Man, I thought I gotta way with it but some asshole wrote down my License plate number and called the cops on me.
I just got bailed out of jail an hour ago.
Anyway here's a video of some guys saying I rule.
Labels: perkoff.rules
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Almost Got Robbed
My mommy and daddy just left to go out to Red Lobster to eat some seafood.
I think the robber was staking out the house and thought that no one was home, this video is fucking crazy.
Why me?
I think the robber was staking out the house and thought that no one was home, this video is fucking crazy.
Why me?
Labels: burglar
Monday, May 21, 2007
Woken Up By Ambulances
I have to get up early for work, really really early, like before those birds that wake people up wake up, I have to wake up. Anyway today my alarm clock didn't wake me up, or my other alarm clock(I have two alarm clocks) Some ambulances across the street woke me up instead.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
The Moment You've Been Waiting For
Just got back from the studio.
Finally finished up my latest song.
That's right guys, the moment you've all been waiting for, the debut of my new song, You'llve Been Waiting.
Hope you enjoy.
I'm gonna make a music video out of this song later.
Finally finished up my latest song.
That's right guys, the moment you've all been waiting for, the debut of my new song, You'llve Been Waiting.
Hope you enjoy.
I'm gonna make a music video out of this song later.
Labels: mp3
Friday, May 18, 2007
My Neck Of The Woods
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
The Hidden Camera
The other day someone stold my camera.
Now, a few days later, someone took my camera and hid it on me.
Good thing is I didn't get any death threats today.
Now, a few days later, someone took my camera and hid it on me.
Good thing is I didn't get any death threats today.
Bud Bundy Busted With Bud
David Faustino, famous pretty much only for his stint as Bud Bundy on "Married with Children," was arrested in Florida early Saturday morning.
Cops say the former TV star (and one-time wannabe rapper by the name of "D Lil") was drunk and arguing with his estranged wife in the middle of the street. After they arrested him for public drunkeness, cops also say they found a baggie containing about a gram of pot on him.
He was booked and released.
Thank god he had royalties from his epic album "Balistyx" so he could bail himself out of jail.
Cops say the former TV star (and one-time wannabe rapper by the name of "D Lil") was drunk and arguing with his estranged wife in the middle of the street. After they arrested him for public drunkeness, cops also say they found a baggie containing about a gram of pot on him.
He was booked and released.
Thank god he had royalties from his epic album "Balistyx" so he could bail himself out of jail.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Someone Stold My Camera
I can't find my camera anywhere.
So I made this video about it.
So I made this video about it.
Friday, May 11, 2007
Surfing The Web
Here I am surfiing the world wide web.
Is this how you surf the web?
Is this how you surf the web?
Thursday, May 10, 2007
Pizza Hut Breadsticks
Pizza Hut breadsticks are the best. I'd like to get a job for Pizza Hut. Not a job where I have to work there, but a job where they pay me to promote their breadsticks on my website. If they'd pay me $100,000 a year I'd make sure to product place pizza hut products in all of my videos. Email me if you want to work out a deal people that own Pizza Hut.
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Some Strange Things Have Been Going On
I was just kicking it in the basement in my Cartman mask and some strange things happened.
Friday, May 04, 2007
Graffiti Artists
You ever work at a place that has all the same guys working there and no graffiti on the bathroom stalls?
Yeah.
Next thing you know they hire some new guy and a few days later there is a bunch of gay graffiti(gayffiti) all over the bathroom stalls.
Gee, I wonder who did that?
The new guy or Perkoff?
Laugh Out Loud typed out instead of abbreviated. Yup, I've been waiting for them to hire a new guy, I'm setting this mother fucker up.
I'll let you know what happens.
Yeah.
Next thing you know they hire some new guy and a few days later there is a bunch of gay graffiti(gayffiti) all over the bathroom stalls.
Gee, I wonder who did that?
The new guy or Perkoff?
Laugh Out Loud typed out instead of abbreviated. Yup, I've been waiting for them to hire a new guy, I'm setting this mother fucker up.
I'll let you know what happens.
Tuesday, May 01, 2007
Freddy In The Fridge Part 5 Revenge Of The Perkoff
Freddy is up to his old tricks, again.
But Perkoff has a plan to get revenge this time.
But Perkoff has a plan to get revenge this time.
Labels: freddy