Friday, June 29, 2007

What You Wanna See About The Nintendo Wii

The last couple days I've been doing nothing but play my Nintendo Wii. I thought I might as well make a video about my Nintendo Wii.

So here it is.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Surprise On The Table

I came home and was surprised to find a note on the table notifying me that I had a surprise.





THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!
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Sunday, June 24, 2007

Burning A Dead Body

I didn't know what to do with that dead body, finally one of the voices in my head(Randy) came out and had a great idea about what to do with the body.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

The Washing Machine

I thought I was having an out of body expierence but it turns out it was something completely different.




I wrote some words down here.
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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Cherry Pie

I had a sweet surprise for me on the table. You can probably guess from the title that the surprise was a cherry pie.




SWEET!
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Friday, June 15, 2007

I Don't Know What To Do

I really don't know what to do. I did something and now I don't know what I should do about it.



Any advice?

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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

The Burglar Won't Be Coming Back

Oh man, the freaking burglar came back again. I saw him sneaking in and caught him in the act of trying to steal something. But don't worry, I dealt with the problem and I don't think he'll be coming back again.




He'll only come back if he was a cat burglar.

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Monday, June 11, 2007

Perkoff Hogan

Whatcha gonnna do brother?

Perkoff Hogan in the house(backyard)!!!




Hulk's my brother from another mother, and father.
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Saturday, June 09, 2007

Some Illegal Aliens Had A Party In My Backyard

Some illegal aliens had a party in my backyard, they used my firepit and everything. How do I know it was illegal aliens? One of them left their freaking I.D.!!!


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Friday, June 08, 2007

Gotta Mouse In The House

We gotta mouse in the house, the house that's outside that looks like a pool.





Yeah I'm gonna wait ahile before I jump in there, just feel weird about swimming in something that a dead body has been in.
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Saturday, June 02, 2007

Having A Bad Day

Things just aren't going right for me. I'm sorry I can't explain in typed words so well, so check out this video to see why my day isn't going so well.



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Check This Out

People will think you're one of them people that see things backwards, what are they called, scixelsyd?

Yeah who cares if people think you're dyslexic. People are nice to people who are dyslexic so if you want people to be nice to you no matter what just wear this shirt.



People might be getting ready to beat your ass and they see that you have the shirt on they're like

"Oh man, so really the way you made me feel you were trying to make me feel the opposite way? So yeah I guess that I hate you now and want to beat your ass since your intentions where actually to make me feel the other way well man, I just can't beat your ass now, TRUCE HOMIE?"

They do the hand shake hug and so on.

BUY THE SHIRT!! It's Made of HEMP, you know you want to tell people you have a shirt made of hemp.

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Friday, June 01, 2007

Daydreaming

I thought I was in bed asleep and than I snapped out of it and realized I was just day dreaming.




Ever daydream about sleeping in your bed dreaming about stuff?
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