Saturday, May 31, 2008
Martial Artist
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Friday, May 30, 2008
Baseball Bat
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Happy Cinco De Marcho
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Saturday, February 02, 2008
Picture's I Drew
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The Family That Tokes Together, Jokes Together
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Monday, April 23, 2007
Boy Is Eaten After Taunting A Crocodile
A schoolboy who climbed over a fence into a crocodile enclosure and taunted the animals with sticks and a catapult was dragged into the water and eaten.
The nine-year-old, whose family name was given as Liu, and three friends sneaked into the crocodile park at the Silver Beach holiday resort at Beihai in the southwestern Guangxi region on Friday.
The children shot at the animals with catapults and beat them with sticks.
The official Xinhua news agency said: “One of the irritated crocodiles bit Liu’s clothes and dragged him into the water where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles.” His companions then raised the alarm.
Investigators searched for the missing boy and decided to check inside the crocodiles. Snipers used pork to lure them out of their pool and shot dead the first animal to lumber on to the bank.
Inside it they found human remains that were confirmed to be those of the boy.
The crocodiles were still being bred, even though their performances at the park were stopped several years ago and the pool had been sealed off for auction.
The park’s owner had hired a keeper to take care of the crocodiles, but it was unclear why the man was not at the enclosure when the boys broke in. The manager and the keeper were being questioned by police.
Animal welfare has long been a low priority in China, where many zoos have for years provided bare and often squalid pens for animals that spend their entire existence in the public eye. Even at the Beijing Zoo, the prized pandas must now be cordoned off well out of reach of visitors. People have in the past tossed food wrapped in plastic bags into their pens which destroyed the digestive system of at least one of the endangered animals.
The latest scandal to attract public attention came last year in Shanghai when a city zoo cancelled its “Animal Olympics” after shows featuring boxing matches between kangaroos and their keepers, bears fighting and riding bicycles and an elephant tug-of-war drew unwelcome publicity. The event was cancelled after animal rights groups posted reports and pictures on the internet.
The nine-year-old, whose family name was given as Liu, and three friends sneaked into the crocodile park at the Silver Beach holiday resort at Beihai in the southwestern Guangxi region on Friday.
The children shot at the animals with catapults and beat them with sticks.
The official Xinhua news agency said: “One of the irritated crocodiles bit Liu’s clothes and dragged him into the water where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles.” His companions then raised the alarm.
Investigators searched for the missing boy and decided to check inside the crocodiles. Snipers used pork to lure them out of their pool and shot dead the first animal to lumber on to the bank.
Inside it they found human remains that were confirmed to be those of the boy.
The crocodiles were still being bred, even though their performances at the park were stopped several years ago and the pool had been sealed off for auction.
The park’s owner had hired a keeper to take care of the crocodiles, but it was unclear why the man was not at the enclosure when the boys broke in. The manager and the keeper were being questioned by police.
Animal welfare has long been a low priority in China, where many zoos have for years provided bare and often squalid pens for animals that spend their entire existence in the public eye. Even at the Beijing Zoo, the prized pandas must now be cordoned off well out of reach of visitors. People have in the past tossed food wrapped in plastic bags into their pens which destroyed the digestive system of at least one of the endangered animals.
The latest scandal to attract public attention came last year in Shanghai when a city zoo cancelled its “Animal Olympics” after shows featuring boxing matches between kangaroos and their keepers, bears fighting and riding bicycles and an elephant tug-of-war drew unwelcome publicity. The event was cancelled after animal rights groups posted reports and pictures on the internet.
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Saturday, April 21, 2007
Cactus Jack
Check out this picture from 1996 of me and Cactus Jack.
I was so embarrassed that he was wearing the same shirt as me.
I was so embarrassed that he was wearing the same shirt as me.
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Friday, April 20, 2007
First Grade
Here's a picture of me in first grade, click the picture to see a picture of my whole first grade class.
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Saturday, March 24, 2007
The World Is Blind
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Perkoff Will Be Back
Perkoff has a very important meeting in Hollywood, he'll be back next week Tuesday.
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Wednesday, January 03, 2007
A Picture Of A Ninja
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
A Photoshop
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Mr. T And Beetlejuice
Today I was a special guest on the Howard Stern show, it was awesome sitting there with Mr. T and Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice smelled really good, and Mr. T smelled really bad.
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Friday, September 08, 2006
Super Mario Perkoff
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Monday, August 14, 2006
Pee Wee Perkoff
Here's a picture of me in my "Pee Wee's Playhouse" room that my dad built for me when I was a kid. Notice I'm wearing a Pee Wee Herman mask, and also a shirt I got from this Screech guy from this Saved By The Bell TV show I used to watch.
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Sunday, August 13, 2006
Would You Buy This Shirt?
Hey fans, I was thinking "People like T-Shirts" and I was also thinking "People like Perkoff.com" And also "So why not sell them some Perkoff.com t-shirts?"
Here is my idea for a shirt, tell me what you think.
Here is my idea for a shirt, tell me what you think.
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Friday, August 11, 2006
There's A Monster In My Pool
It was early in the morning, I heard some noise in my pool, I guess he figured I'd still be in bed, well I got this good picture of him/it. Craziest monster I've ever seen.
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Thursday, August 10, 2006
Walking On Water
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Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Backflopping
Here's a picture of me backflopping into my pool. I photoshopped it to hide my secret identity. But you get the picture.
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Saturday, August 05, 2006
Before And After Artie Is A Clown
A fan of mine named George requested I post a before picture of my Artie Is A Clown photoshop artwork, so here it is, a before and after shot.
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Friday, August 04, 2006
Artie Lange Is A Clown
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Hank-A-Mania Is Running Wild
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Monday, July 31, 2006
The Broken Dildo
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
The UFO Club
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Friday, July 14, 2006
The Notorious B.I.G. Featuring P. Doggy
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
Hogan At Savages Grave
Remember when Randy Savage was at Hogans grave?
Looks like Hogan wanted some payback.
Looks like Hogan wanted some payback.
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An Ad For Mentos
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Sunday, May 21, 2006
Sk8 Or Die
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Saturday, April 22, 2006
Cool Picture I Drew
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Oh My God, Guy Stuck In Bench
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Monday, March 13, 2006
Math Problem Photoshop
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Tokin' White Guy
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Scary
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Saturday, March 11, 2006
That's Not A Movie
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Does The Guy On The Left Look Like Me?
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The Bashing Club
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Friday, March 03, 2006
Here Is A Photoshop I Call Doggy Style
I'd like to give a special thanks here on the website to everyone that emailed me wishing me well in jail. It wasn't the greatest time, but nothing bad happened to me, I didn't get raped or beat up, everyone was pretty nice to me. Again thanks for all the emails,I spent my first day out, yesterday, reading them all. It's so cool to know you thought about me while I was gone.
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Thursday, December 22, 2005
Santa And His Alf
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Saturday, December 17, 2005
Ned Neddlenose's Home Page
You see in school I was known as Jim Neddlenose, They called me Jim cause They thought I could make funny faces like Jim Carey, that guy from the movie The Mask.
..."my goal was to become the next Jim Carey and make cool movies like him. But instead one day when I was contorting my face it just stuck in that position."Visit Ned's homepage for the whole story.
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Randy Savage At Hogans Grave
Remember Kid Rock? Me Neither, Here He Is Drinking a Beer
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Sunday, November 06, 2005
The Perkinator
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Friday, November 04, 2005
Soldier At Coke Bar
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Friday, October 28, 2005
Knife Spitter
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Saturday, October 22, 2005
A Comic Strip
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Wednesday, October 19, 2005
I Bought Some Ad Space
A few weeks ago I was searching for a place to advertise my website PERKOFF.COM. I went into a chat room the day I was searching for places and mentioned that that was what I was doing. All of the sudden this lady instant messages me and tells me she has some space to place an ad. I asked her price, she told $1000 for life. I said "What?, that's sort of cheap for a lifetime ad, you must be a con-man, leave me alone."
She told me she was desperate for cash and that the space my ad will be placed gets alot of views. I was still skeptical and I talked her down to $500, and 10 happy meals from McDoanlds, she claimed it was for her son, but I have a strong feeling it was actually for her.
She told me she was desperate for cash and that the space my ad will be placed gets alot of views. I was still skeptical and I talked her down to $500, and 10 happy meals from McDoanlds, she claimed it was for her son, but I have a strong feeling it was actually for her.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
I Met A Hot Girl
I was in a Yahoo chat room and I was looking for sexy girls, I finally got a girl to send me her picture.
Her name is Kevinetta. I said "That's a weird name" She said her parents are black.
Her name is Kevinetta. I said "That's a weird name" She said her parents are black.
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His Wife Cheated On Him
Sunday, October 16, 2005
$1 Million For The Capture Of Bigfoot
A Maine scientist is preparing to release details of a $1 million reward for a photograph that leads to the live capture of Bigfoot, the abominable snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.
"It's the time for something like this," Coleman said. "Back in the 1960s, hardly anybody was talking about this. Today, it's phenomenal."
"It's the time for something like this," Coleman said. "Back in the 1960s, hardly anybody was talking about this. Today, it's phenomenal."The $1 million bounty would be paid by a company to anyone who produces a photograph that leads to the live capture of one of the three creatures, Coleman said.
"We don't want people running around with guns trying to kill something to get the money," Coleman said. "It's not a contest, either. It's a very specific bounty that depends on the permanent capture of a live specimen, with emphasis on 'live.'"
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Saturday, October 15, 2005
Picture Of Painting
Dare To Resist Drugs and Violence
Guy Sitting At An Invisible Desk
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