NED NEDDLENOSE'S HOMEPAGE
Hi guys my names Ned.  My last name is NEDDLENOSE!!!!! not NEEDLENOSE!!! I'm making this page for the people that used to make fun of me for making funny faces.  I should of listened to you guys.   You see in school I was known as Jim Neddlenose,  They called me Jim cause They thought I could make funny faces like Jim Carey, that guy from the movie The Mask.  Well anyway my goal was to become  the next Jim Carey and make cool movies like him.  But instead one day when I was  contorting my face it just stuck in that position.  The picture on the right is what I look like, AT ALL TIMES.  Well now instead of being in movies like "The Mask" with Jim Carey I'll have to be in movies like "Mask" with Cher.
People say I look like this guy.  He didn't get his face stuck like that from making funny faces, he was born like this.  I was so stupid to make faces.  Well I wasn't born looking like this guy but I look like him now and I know how he feels.  I wish my mom was cool like his though.  In the movie his mom gets him a whore.