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I Was Duped

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 13:51:00 +0000

A guy claiming to be Michael Jackson told me that he faked his death on June 25, and that he was going to reveal it was fake 6 months later on December 25th. I kept on checking TMZ.com all day yesterday and no news of Michael Jackson revealing he faked his death.

I guess I was duped.

Michael Jackson Coming Back Today?

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 06:12:00 +0000

Is Michael Jackson going to reveal that he faked his death 6 months ago today?

I sure hope so, if anyone could pull it off it's him.

Please Michael make Christmas the day Michael Jackson came back to life, enough of this Jesus's birthday crap.

The Actor Who Played Jason Voorhees

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:54:00 +0000

Jason Voorhees let's you know what's up.

Update On Brad

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 22:55:00 +0000

If I punched a girl in the face I'd deny it to. Do you believe this guy? I'm skeptical.

Forgot What I Was Going To Write

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:04:00 +0000

I tried loading this page up a few hours ago and it wasn't loading. I started to watch Jersey Shore on MTV and complety forgot I was going to write something here. I mean I loaded up the page to write something cause I had a thought in my head but now that I am down watching Jersey Shore and this page is finally loaded I forgot what I was going to write all I can think of is the preview for next weeks episode.

Some guy(Brad Ferro) sucker punches a girl at some bar.

I searched on Facebook and there's a guy named Brad Ferro from NY. I sent him a message, I was like "Are you the guy that punched that girl on MTV?"

I'll let you know if he says yes or no.

Watching TV One Morning

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:10:00 +0000

Those Little Hamsters

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:10:00 +0000

Man I saw those hamsters at the hobby shop like 6 months ago, I should have picked them up they're all sold out now. I could have been the best Christmas gift giver this year if I just would have bought those things when I saw them but I thought little kids would think it's stupid and would just rather have a real hamster.

If anyone has any I'll pay up to $12 a piece for them and I'll buy as many as 4.

That's like a $12 profit for you if you paid retail.

Wal-Mart Just Got Back From

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 13:34:00 +0000

Just got back from Wal-mart, didn't buy anything or plan on it, just wanted to watch all the crazy people and blend in with them by acting regular, I always shop like it's black Friday, always afraid they're gonna run out of what I want.

South Milwaukee Police Officer Threatens Me

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:38:00 +0000

I got some video of a South Milwaukee Police Officer threatening to write me tickets for my legal motor bicycle. I don't know if this cop actually knows the law and was just bullshitting me as a way to abuse his power or if he's just clueless about the law.

Either way I think we need to get this guy off the job until he gets a refresher course on the laws. Also I don't think it's right that he tries to control the situation by making threats of writing tickets. It's a glorified meter maid at it's finest. This "cop" doesn't solve murders for a living, he writes tickets for a living.

(310) 909-PERK

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:34:00 +0000

Leave me a message after the beep.

You can swear and everything, (310) 909-7375

Me And Michael Jackson

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 01:02:00 +0000

Reminding Myself Of Michael Jackson

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:27:00 +0000

I used to idolize Michael Jackson for his dance moves, then everyone started saying Michael Jackson isn't cool so I had to pretend to not like him even though I loved him. Michael Jackson is the greatest of all time and I don't believe he molested those kids, he just is a kid at heart and relates more to kids. R.I.P. My idol Michael Jackson.

Penn & Perkoff & The Pittstain

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:56:00 +0000

Guy Getting Arrested On The Las Vegas Strip

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:18:00 +0000

Oh man I feel really bad for this guy, he gets arrested and some guy with a camera took a video of it and uploaded it to youtube.

How To Trick Fish

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sun, 17 May 2009 09:33:00 +0000

Oh my god these fish just don't get it. I totally tricked them. I guess this just answers the age old question who is smarter man or fish.

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noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Tue, 05 May 2009 17:10:00 +0000

New Age Outlaws VS Outsiders

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 07:27:00 +0000

Deadly Car Accident While Listenting To The Radio

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:18:00 +0000

Be careful when you drive on invisible ice, you don't want to get in an accident like me.

Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 20:40:00 +0000

A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding killed him.

The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down.

Taking The Mask Off

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 06:16:00 +0000

This guy dressed in camouflage broke into my house and started to sleep. He also had a ski mask on, in this video I decide to take that ski mask off.

Most Brutal Street Fight With An Army Guy

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:17:00 +0000

These Army guys think they can sleep where ever they want.

I had to have a street fight with this guy indoors.

Luckily someone had a camera because no one would believe I did what I did if I didn't have it on video. Yeah I messed him up pretty bad.

Super Mario Impression

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:36:00 +0000

My little brother does his "classic" Super Mario impression.

I gotta give it to the little guy he does sound like Super Mario and when he puts the wig and mask on he sorta looks like him.

The American Idol

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 01:13:00 +0000

I tried out for American Idol the past 3 seasons but I haven't made it to the show. Here is more proof that if the judges let me on the show the American public would vote me the American Idol.

Showing Off Some Of My Skills

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 12:20:00 +0000

I am one of the greatest singer/songwriters in the world.

Another Rap Session

noreply@blogger.com (Perkoff) — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:50:00 +0000

Looking to get signed up to No Limit Records.